That's right people, it's time for this blog to step it up a notch. Plus I'm off work right now waiting to start the new gig, so I need you to entertain me with lots of comments!
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1. Leave a comment. But not just any old comment, you have tell me your favorite joke. Let's give everyone a laugh with this one. If you can't think of a joke, google something!
I'll start. What do you pirates say before they fight? "Let's get ready to RUM-ble!!"
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Q. What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
ReplyDeleteA. E.T. phoned home.
r0b0tj0n3z [at] yahoo dot com
A snail, goes into a Car dealership he asks the salesmen if they have any big black sports cars? The sales men says yes. The snail says, could you please put a big S on the front, a Big S on the side, and a big S on the lisence plate. The salesmen says why? The snail says it's personal I don't want to tell you. SO he comes back in a week. With a Big S on the front, a Big S on the side, and a Big S on the lisence plate. The salesmen asks the mechanic I wonder why he wanted the Big S? The mechanic says I don't know but look at that S-car-go
ReplyDeleteRene Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender says "Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?".
ReplyDeleteDescartes says, "I think not.", and poof! He's gone.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
ReplyDeleteBecause he was DEAD!
mholubasch
So Julius Caesar walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'd like a martinus, please."
ReplyDeleteThe bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?"
And Caesar says, "No, I just want one."
Hah! It's a Latin joke.. ok, no one around here gets it either.
What's green and has 17 wheels?
ReplyDeleteGrass! I was just kidding about the wheels.
What's red, fuzzy and in a jar?
ReplyDeletePickle me Elmo!
I joined swagbucks via you a couple months ago and I'm already on ebates. (But not through you)
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell.
ReplyDeleteTake These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
hahaha...
I also joined ebates!
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
ReplyDeleteNone, lawyers only screw us!
Um, here's my favorite laffy taffy joke :) What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved
ReplyDeleteA man heard a knock on his door. He went to answer it, and no one was there except for a little snail on his welcome mat. He picked the snail up and threw it as far as he could.
ReplyDeleteThree years later, there was another knock on the door. The man opened the door, and the snail said "why the hell did you do that?"
My daughter was making cupcakes from "Hello, Cupcake" with me one night - and it was wayyyyy past her bedtime. We were silly at that point -- and she was reading jokes....
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite....
"Where does the king keep his armies?"
"In his sleevies".... hahahahahahaha
What did the mayonnaise say to the ketchup and mustard?
ReplyDelete"Don't look, I'm dressing."
Why did the frog take a shower?
ReplyDeleteBecause he felt TOADally gross!
Har Har! (You didn't say it had to be a good joke :)
I have another pirate joke:
ReplyDelete"Did you hear about the new pirate movie?"
"No"
"It's rated Arrrr.."
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.
ReplyDelete"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".
kshuttle@uoguelph.ca
What did the Miracle Whip say to the refrigerator?
ReplyDelete"Close the door. I'm dressing."
Corny, I know.
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
ReplyDeleteBecause he was a big ham! (wow that was bad!)
jamielsully@hotmail.com
This one I read yesterday and it cracked me up
ReplyDeleteLady: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee.
Man: "If you were my wife I'd drink it"